Privilege of wild life

Q. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot


A man took his bird to the avian vet because it had been sick. The vet said, "I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is, your bird has chirpees. The good news is, it's tweetable

If your not smiling give up now!

Yellow-tailed Black Cockatoo , what an amazing bird can't fly in a straight line but is always amazing and sounds like something from Jurassic Park.

Memo to self .... makes lousy Margaritas!!!