Quiet Please

Woke up at 6 am, which doesn't sound all that strange, except that that's about 7 hours early for me. Oh yeah, and I still had my hiking boots on (and pants, and coat).

And I'm missing a tub of soy margarine (from the fridge, $5)
And I'm missing my Bluetooth headset ($150)
And I'm missing my designer brand name prescription glasses ($750)

Oh, yeah. THIS is why I stopped drinking!