Rechristened?

The brand, spanking, new, (Well 5 month old) Canon took it into its head to play silly-buggers and keep the flash housed come hell or high-water.

Since it was bought @ Jessop's (York) [Howzatt for an impulse buy] we took it into Kendal as an excuse for a run out.

I saw these and fell about (ROFLMAO)
"Yep." said the bloke, "Pity we have to rename them all."
I restrained myself from suggesting "DUREX" (Other varieties are available)

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS my orifice!