274 [obituary]

Here lies the end of Celtic's season. At an early age, it promised so much but ultimately delivered so little, finally petering out without much of a fight, against an opponent severely wounded at the weekend. The post mortem will no doubt begin tomorrow, and the funeral will last until August (or May, if the Scottish Cup works out).

If I was neutral, I could laugh about this. But I'm not. At least I've kept my sense of humour. Rangers also lost tonight, but it feels a bit like losing a tenner and finding a pound.


p.s. I didn't go to work in a shirt like this, I was about to iron it! :)