Eviction

Nose leverage. It worked. But only for an hour. I left my bed for a trip to the vet. When I got home He was back there.

The vet gave H a syringe full of cement to shove down my throat twice a day.
H is off sick too.
She says I've given it to her.
The bug.
I've very generously decided that she can have some of my cement.
But she says it's never a good idea to share syringes.