Tap dancing party

“This is our Christmas lunch in the Meadowpark hotel” said Bunty.

“Hang on, I thought you were all supposed to be older dancers.. I can see a young man in there. What’s he doing?” said Doris.

“Well, that’s Victor, a Spanish waiter I picked up in Callander. He’s a great salsa dancer and he wants to learn tap.” said Bunty.

“You mean he's going to join your group?”

“Yes. Do you have a problem with that?”

“Er…no. Is he married?”

After the meal the hotel gave us a free bottle of champagne and several dancers got up and did a "wee turn".