Both eyes

It is rare you see both the chicken eyes at the same time. I am a photographer extraordinaire.

Hannah has just made me go to a brass band concert at Jimmy and George's school. For gods sakes.

She is making up for it now showing me all her homemade vodkas she made in the summer but we haven't been to drink because of my broken leg. We are now conducting scientific experiments.

It might be only 3:30. Or maybe a lot later.

PS Hannah says I sound like a poultry expert.