Episode three: In which Le Roi hosts a banquet

"Bring forth the great ham," was the head cook's shout from the kitchen adjoining the great banqueting hall at first light. And here it is!
Let it be known across the Kingdom that the King demands pulled pork, throttled swans and choked geese a plenty went up the cry. And the finest of wines, for the occasion is indeed one to be marked by much rejoicing and feasting. Princess Dwalletta will shortly be issuing her seven hundred and thirtieth proclamation! In honour of the occasion, as you can see, I have donned the colours of the House of Leith.
How happy must the people be to live in such times under such a benevolent ruler! I can hear their loud drums and fire-crackers outside the castle walls. I may deign to appear on the balcony after petit fours. Only eight courses to go!