Lego Saga Continues

After another brief break for a self indulgent SP yesterday our intrepid punk rockers have (somehow) found themselves in a forest, pursued by non other than the Incredible Hulk and Millhouse from the Simpsons. I wonder what they're after?

Tim: Hold up, hold up. I get it we stole a saxophone, the Simpsons characters want it back, we beheaded Chief Wiggum blah blah blah, but what the hell is the big green one doing here?

Hulk: Hulk want Saxophone.

Sidney: He wants the....

Tim: I heard him, thanks. I've a few questions if I may?

Hulk: Hulk say you may.

Tim: Firstly as I understand it Hulk's greatest asset was his super human size and strength. In some recent god awful movies he was the size of a house, but it's generally accepted that they were wank. That means that at best he was the size of Lou Ferringo who was, I admit, a big fellow. However you my friend are simply the same size as me, only green.

Hulk: Hulk agrees.

Sidney: So what my pink haired friend is trying to say is 'what have we got to be scared of?'

Hulk: Hulk say Millhouse has a scorpion.

Tim: Ah I see, that's what it is. I did wonder. Well my esteemed friend Sidney over here has an axe, and in paper scissors stone an axe is like scissors made of rock - it beats everything especially when it's in the hand of a punk. It certainly beats Simpsons characters, we ascertained that on Friday.

Hulk: Hulk has sax

Sidney: Sidney has axe.

Tim: I think we'll let this reach its natural conclusion without bothering to put it in pictures. I think todays picture should probably have Sidney a little out of focus showing he's rushing to get the axe. The so-called Hulk can have the sax. As for Millhouse...... well he can just look blankly at the camera.

Millhouse: Please let me have the sex... sorry sax. Thought I was talking to Lisa still.....

Tim: Last time we told you we wouldn't give you it unless Chief Wiggum came with ninja swords. He came so we chopped his head off. Inevitably this less than impressive Hulk is going the same way. What else do you have up you sleeve? Krusty the Clown with M16 machine guns? Batman with that little Bat thing he has? Maybe you could send Homer and arm him with a couple of shovels? Millhouse please face facts, you're not having this sax.

Hulk: Hulk sad.

Tim: Now you're just mimicking the line Sheldon used when he obtained Hulk hands from Raj in order to be his wingman in The Big Bang Theory. I miss Big Bang. I used to watch it after work when I (oops, not I ummm.... 'he' being Gary) lived in Newtoft. Nowadays he doesn't watch it though as he lives near Cambridge and tends to either work late or spend his early evenings playing with Lego.

Sidney: Tim by the way I didn't think you could buy Hulk in Lego?

Tim: You can buy anything from China.

So will the Hulk get away with Lisa's saxophone? Will we see Krusty the Clown with M16 machine guns, Batman with that little Bat thing he has or Homer and armed with a couple of shovels? Will I just start watching the Big Bang Theory again?

Aside from me, who knows? Tune in tomorrow for more of the same (or maybe even a proper photograph)