What do you......

Day 675 ....... call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

That was the joke the big dude repeated as we walked round Attingham Park Estate before we treated ourselves to high tea in the library.

Each time he chortled to himself. Don't tell him but so did eye (see what I did there) but I had to keep up the pretence of the rolling of my eyes at his bad joke telling.