Shopping For...

When I got off the elevator, a salesman was coming to me,
He said "Now, what can I do for you?"
I said "Well go in there and show me all the sport's clothes
Like you're supposed to"...

He said, "Well, sure, come on in buddy
Dig these fabrics we got laid out on the shelf"
He said "Pick yourself out one
Try it on, stand in the mirror and dig yourself"

"That suit's pure herringbone"
"Yeah, that's a suit I'd like to own"
"Buddy, that suit is you"
"Yeah, I believe it too"

"Hey wait a minute buddy, let me go back there and do a little checking on you,"
Then the man come back, he said "I'm sorry my man but your credit didn't go through"...