And so it starts ...

I love Christmas but I hate the way sellotape saves up all its bad behaviour for December.

Christmas cracker jokes:

What's the difference between sellotape and Nick Clegg? Sellotape has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between a roll of sellotape and the liberal democrats? A roll of sellotape will still be useful this time next year.

What's the difference between sellotape and this coalition government? Sellotape holds things together long enough to make people happy.

As you can see, the season of goodwill does not extend to all men in my world ...