Not Happy With This

Mum found something brown, smelly and disgusting entangled in my left ear, which I also kept itching. I said I had no idea how it got there and claimed I was innocent, but I ended up having a bath all the same. Looking at it from the bright side, the aftermath went much smoother than usual. Short is sweet!

I am working on my wish list for Christmas. So far, it looks like this:
1) duck treats
2) elk hide chew
3) a new soft stuffed ball for Fetch
Mum says I should write down slalom poles. Slalom poles? What??