What Your Teenager Isnt Telling You

She's cheerful, helpful and never too far from the phone.
She's in love

He blushes at the mention of certain names or the mere suggestion of a girlfriend
He's in love

She's moping around, wont leave the bedroom and doesnt want to talk to anyone but her friends
She's been dumped

He thinks girls are a waste of time and footbal/computer games are much better
He's been dumped

They ask if they can use the landline phone to call a friend
They've overspent on thier mobile credit again

They say 'I'd rather walk, it's good exersize' when you offer them a lift
They are embarrassed to be seen with you or your car

Happy Mothers Day Mums everywhere :)