The Cornish Mars Probe......

....has just reached exit velocity. The tenuous link to Goonhilly was disrupted when it was discovered that a technical dipstick had placed Godrevy in the Sat Nag by mistake.

It now seems the Amerrykans are to use a replica of Neil Armstrong's lunar probe when they set off for Mars. They are simply following our example, our probe is transported by a Citroen 2CV recovered from a fly-tip site near Chivvy roundabout, or it might have been the Costa Coffee outlet?

More updates as the Bluetooth fades..............