I don't dust!

I am known for not dusting - but my Ancient Aunt is a stickler for it. She has learned to shut her eyes when she visits me and pretend it's not there. Some years ago (2006 according to the postmark) I found this poem somewhere, printed it onto a duster and posted it to her. While she was sorting things out ready to move this week she found it - still in the envelope - and gave it back to me 'in case my new kitchen encouraged me to dust' Some hope - I won't change now !! (anyway kitchen and bathroom are different - tiles get wiped with a damp dishcloth not a duster - and I do that)