No mo

Trimming the moustache down to toothbrush width usually hurries on the complete removal and lo, it was gone before midday. We could all breathe easily although Milo is inexplicably keen on the wee toupee.

'Put on the hair daddy...pleeeaseee'.

Given the rarity with which he deploys please maybe I should...

So thanks to the many generous donors - I won't list you here because that would risk shaming those of you who have dropped by, laughed at me and failed to cough up. That would be terrible wouldn't it?