Brick S**thouse

So my year-and-a-half old Samsung XCover 2 is pretty much dead. The "indestructible" phone has practically fallen apart, the battery won't keep it alive for more than 24 hours. Then there's the awful Android mod Samsung uses which prevents you from installing apps on memory card...and of course the built-in memory is so miniscule it's full after a month of Samsung's own apps' updates. Root it, you say? Apparently almost impossible.

Meanwhile, six-year-old Nokia E71 I have as a workphone just refuses to die and goes a week without charging.