Wildlife invasion !!!

I came down to take a seat on my lounge chair and what did I find? This unexpected item already taking up residence. My wife spied these "pillows" in a shop and thought that some "bird life" may brighten up the room. Never mind thinking of me and my endeavor to find somewhere to sit.
Those eyes staring at me all the time.
I wonder if its screeches in the middle of the night? At least it will keep the mice away.