The bracelet of power

Dad?
Yes?
This is my protector ring.
Is that right?
Yep. It stops the baddies and makes the goodies more powerful.
Cool.
Dad?
Yes?
Can you put it in your bag? I'm finished with it.
Go-on.
*School bell rings*
Don't forget your swimming stuff
What?
Take this
No
You need it for swimming
*Child exits into school*
Would you mind putting this on hs peg?
(Teacher) I'll make sure he keeps it safe.
Grrrrrrrrrr

I am just a pit pony these days.