Tarmac highlight

This evening I sat through the worst talk I have heard for decades. Possibly ever. After I'd checked blip and the news on my phone I tried to work out how to leave but there wasn't a way. Then she showed us some slides. Do you remember when people used to invite you round to look a their holiday pictures? About like that. I tried to work out how to escape in the dark but there still wasn't a way. Then after the slides she had 'just a few more words to say'.

And someone advised me to take out a layer on one of my pictures where I'd photoshopped a light. Except I hadn't.

Wet tarmac was the highlight of my evening.