My LegoStory (part 2)

Lego Punk 2 (from here on in known to you and I as Tim): Man I saw you the other day on this dudes blip singing in front of the Rancid Album 'and Out Come The Wolves'. I play a bit of the guitar, shall we start a band?

Lego Punk 1 (from here on in known as Sidney): I'm not sure, I'm usually a solo artist.

Tim: So how does your singing sound with no music?

Sidney: Point taken.

Tim: Therefore we should make a band. We can audition for other members and then put on a gig. We could even have our photo taken in front of the second to last Rancid album 'Let The Dominoes Fall. You could call it their penultimate album, but in doing so you'd assume that their latest release is their last. Which it probably won't be.

Sidney: I'm still not sure, you seem a bit of a twat. Do you actually like Rancid?


Tim Well actually I tend to find my influences range from the early Johnny Cash stuff to skiffle with a twist of folk or blues thrown in,

Sidney: Sighs (makes the sound, not says sighs. that would be dumber than this whole Lego punk charade)

Tim: but apparently I have the look of a punk. Plus I only know a chord and a half.
Sidney: and we'll audition for other members?

Tim: You shouldn't really start a sentence with the word 'and', it's bad grammar.

Sidney: If you keep correcting my grammar I'll shove that guitar where Jonny Ramone won't be able to get it out.

Tim: Jonny Ramone is dead. All the Ramones are dead.

Sidney: Do you want to be in a bloody band with me?

Tim: Yes. I got thrown out my last skiffle band for scaring old ladies with my slightly aggressive style of dress and my hair. Odd, you'd think pink is a sign of softness and slightly feminine, put it on an angry mans head and it's scary.

Sidney. Right. Okay. We'll form a band if it stops you going on. We'll audition for members, but if it starts to go like X factor then I'm out.

Tim: Not if the public vote you out first.....

Sidney: (quietly) twat

In other news I've decided to start a Lego story around the band. It'll essentially mean I'll have something to blip when I can't be arsed to go out. I'll tag the story ionlego, (In Other News Lego). That way you'll never miss an episode.