No angel

That is not a halo over the squirrel's head. Trust me, he's no angel.

Today I filled the bird's feeder. The sack said '12.75kg no-mess bird seed'. They lied. Believe me, when you catch the bottom of the paper sack on something which tears it, it makes a mess. All over the floor. Fortunately it was in the conservatory which has a tiled floor but I had to move some furniture because the seed had gone underneath. I now know where spiders go to die.

So back to the squirrel. Once I'd filled the feeders he decided they were all for him. He wouldn't go away so I've cropped him to within an inch of his life.