OK, this is kick fit and it's real hard...

... unless you're a super-fit, slim and toned celeb with great cheekbones; bitch, bitch, bitch.

L and I marked International Women's Day by putting our overindulged Western middle-aged bodies through this torture in the quest for the sylphlike shapes we long for. That's me crashed out on the floor and L expressing our feelings for the smug bitch on screen.... Maybe we'll get past the warm-up next time.