Spider

Went to friend S's house for a catch-up and a delicious veggie Chinese takeaway. Convinced this was a plastic one on account of its rediculous size, I asked if she'd had a Hallowe'en party this year. She said not, and when she saw the thing sharing the sofa (and the dog's toys) with her she screamed the place down. We daren't stop watching it in case it moved somewhere unknown, but daren't trap it either - a pint glass wouldn't have been big enough. Luckily her husband came home, scooped it up and released it back into the wild. Much vino needed to get over that trauma...