A Self-ish

Yes , this is me but:

a) I am trying to grow a beard and my whiskers are fine and grey
b) So whack it into Photoshop, turn into B&W and crank up the contrast
c) While I am at it lets give the eyes a bit of colour
d) And whiten up the whites
e) And maybe take off a wafer-thin slice from my bulbous nose

And, of course, I took a photo of my reflection in a mirror so it is all back to front any way