VARNISH IS NOT PARTIAL TO FINGER-CHEESE

...this guitar wears its filth with an arrogance that buggers beggars belief.

It's OK, I've had the tetanus jab, but - good grief - if he washed his hands once a month - my life could be much improved.

Had to fix a broken headstock - no problem - but in order to varnish over my repair I had to scrape off half a millimetre of hardened finger-cheese.

Varnish really hates finger-cheese - me too :o#