What to do?

When you have to pass a large file backwards and forwards between Oman and Scotland?

And the Internet connection in Costa isn't up to it ...

And the Internet in the hotel is as flaky as ever ...

And one part of the PC says 'connections available'

And another part says 'no connections available'

And you start thinking the person at the other end probably thinks this cannot be happening in this day and age

And you over explain which you realise makes it even less believable ....

You just keep it very simple when it comes to blipping