Dryden Street #...er...I've lost count...5?

Dear Subscribers and perplexed passers by,

New to Blip! In conjunction with errant blipper Cigs we bring you the all new Cigsblip Fatness Fitness Regime!

For just £11.99 / month*, you will be invited to
- Cycle 2.73 miles from your home to Shrub Place Lane
- Chain the bike up
- Lift the fencing out of place ten times in ten seconds.
- Sprint the 150 metres to the tram shed whilst dodging CCTV and loose guard dogs
- Scramble over the temporary metal fencing
-Take three Cigs tag photos of your choice
- Scramble back out over the fence.
- Sprint back to the fence; lift another ten times.
- Unchain the bike.
- Engage a high gear on the bike and break the speed limit at least once (It's easy if you go down McDonald Road; it's only a 20 down there)
- Arrive home having cycled the remaining 2.75 miles (there's a weird one way system you have to go round) within 30 minutes of your departure.
- Repeat until all Cigs tags are ph0togrpahed (last time I counted I spotted 86)

Please note - neither Blip not Cigs will accept any responsibility for speeding tickets, dog bites or legal fees incurred whilst participating in the Cigsblip Fitness Regime.

Poorly brushed yellow block capitals on the horizontal angle iron; black pen x 2; also block capitals; dated 2014 on the vertical.

*Does not include £399 membership fee payable in cash to the tall gentleman lurking around Shrubhill after dark waiting to jump over fences to get photos of quite frankly substandard tags.