A spot of Christmas shopping

Who says you can't get cool Christmas presents on the local high street. I popped up the road this evening and found these and I bought you a whole tin each. Next week I might try and find you some tinned turkey to go with and then of course there's spuds (easy) and stuffing (not so) to get. By Christmas I should have everything assembled for the easiest, most relaxed and foolproof Christmas dinner you'll ever have. Just iron your table linen, polish the crystal and get your glad rags on. I'll do the rest.