Turkeys in the boot of the car

French turkeys are sad little skinny birds with next to no meat on them and hefty price tags, so we get ours from Trevor-the-turkey who raises proper turkeys, but the downside is that he kills them when they get to the weight people order. You then get a bag full of fresh turkey which you have to freeze yourself, and who ever freezes a whole turkey at home?
Here they are, and we have a spare for a friend who wants one, in the car.