Ba®ker

4 Whole days of the year the "continental market" comes to Portree and sells overpriced stuff to us.
At the market this thing, Jack Russell named Dougal,
Pissed on everything, barked at everyone and everything.
As his owner related to me how embarrassed he was that his wee doggie had pissed on a womans leg - it pissed on his wifes leg.
She casually booted it off. Dog and man didn't really seem to notice.
It had agreat deal of urine in it for such a small dog.