Go fancy or go home

This became ' my motto' amongst my friends. They even put it on a hot pink shirt for my birthday. It is because I wear dresses everyday. Some times I switch it up with a skirt, but my legs are always covered in tights or nothing at all. I like to look put together, and I usually manage. There were some days after a late night out in Brighton that I struggled, but the hungover messy hair and bloodshot eyes were accompanied by a dress. When I wore pants of any sort I certainly heard about it.

Yesterday, I wore pants to work and my boss said, surprised, "Alyssa, you actually own pants." Then I came home to a bin my mom found cleaning out the basement that was full of pants of mine from high school.

So to everyone that sarcastically asks: yes, I do own pants.

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