Completely clucky

Totally exhausted after weeks of cluckiness! And that's just me!! No,seriously, if anyone has any tricks to de-cluckify a hen ,let me know. I've tried shutting her away in a raised cage ,to give her a draught around her bottom( you may laugh,but apparently it's supposed to work ,but not with this old chook!) so every day I take her off the nest(she's not sitting on eggs I hasten to add) and every time I go back up ,there she is! I shall look forward to your feedback . . I think!!