Alone at Last

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace.

Song
This is the sort of funeral I want to have. I'd like a catfight beside my coffin and mourners slotting pictures of other peoples's faces into the group photo where my face used to be. And someone has to pee in the bushes.

The murder scenarios could have been devised by NickMog's cat.