Rubber Ducked

I can't quite believe I'm posting this. A few days ago I found Chucky the Rubber Ducky in the garage and thought it would be fun to put him in the garden pond. This I did and, although he didn't swim upright, I left him in his new watery home.

Then, on Sunday morning, I spotted something yellow on the lawn. Further investigation revealed that it was Chucky displaying a very neat craniotomy.

I can only surmise that a Heron has fished him out of the pool and only relented on realising that Chucky's cranium contained nothing but fresh air.