In The Gents

To ensure
my privacy
is not
invaded

I don’t need
to be persuaded
to slip some sort of bolt
into that slot.

I would like
the door to lock
but am without pencil
and not prepared
to use my cock.

But I’m no fool,
(I think quick!)
my sturdy ballpoint
is the tool
that will do the trick.


Pencil full of lead!