The use of children

Apparently you aren't allowed to send children (aged 19?) up chimneys anymore but I don't think there's any law about sending them under the floor?

The only potential problem that I can predict is that J is putting on muscle day by day with all the physical work he's doing and may soon not fit though the hatch.

I must keep eating to maintain my weight I case they ask me to go down! Now where did I put the chocolate?!