Formation Dancing for Pigeons?

Why oh why do I always do daft things and then as I have nothing else to say on a travelling day, I have to tell you about it?

On Tuesday Tesco Man brought me a sample along with my shopping. No I haven't started carrying out tests on specimens before you ask! This was a little box of Swiss herbal sweets. Locorice flavour! Yum! Anyway, I was disciplined and saved these sweets for my journey today.

I'm OK right now but I was rather alarmed after eating the whole box before reading the warning on the back of the empty packet 'Excessive consumption of this product could have a laxative effect'.

Well I was only given one tiny box so you can't call eating the lot excessive, can you? I mean, if I had been given two boxes, eating the lot might be excessive but I wasn't so didn't!

If I do go out to the pub later to escape from Strictly and the X Factor (both of which would give anyone the trots), maybe I should go somewhere with the loos on the same floor as the bar to be on the safe side? You have to go up lots of stairs past the pulpit (praying you'll make it in time) through several heavy doors and down a long corridor to get to the loos in the West Kirk!

Seriously, experiences like that can make you very religious.

Oh dear! So sorry for this dire write up! I shall report back tomorrow but please excuse me for now.

The picture is of Lucky and Eric enjoying breakfast together before I left this morning. Go large...

Track? The only mystery is why this song disappeared off YouTube for a while as it's my absolute favourite from Tinsley Ellis - Mystery To Me