Vogue

"Look, I can't promise you anything," I told him. "I really have no control over who clicks on the thumbnails."

"Yes, but that bug--"

"Gregor?"

"Yes, him--"

"He's actually really nice, in an Italian-mafioso-cockroach kind of way."

"Yes, but people clicked on him. Surely they'll click on me."

"But Tigger, I can't promise..."

"Look - I've been practicing in the mirror. See? How could they resist this look? Very James Dean, don't you think?"