Ankle bracelets of awe and delight ..

My mum used to say that 'ladies of the night ' wore ankle bracelets ... I can confirm I am neither a) a lady or b) do much at night... I barely do much in the day either to be fair.
So we have all decided to change our names by deed poll ...
Angela will be .. Cartagena 'carty' Foreman
DDLC will be ...Torrevieja 'torry' Fry
And I will be .... Conquistador 'conky' Withers ..


Yes I am aware my feet are short and fat.