She was going to put it where?

Bandit: Have you been in that coal bunker again Dylan?
Dylan: Em, no!
Bandit: What did you think of the vet yesterday Dylan?
Dylan: She was lovely, but her hands were a bit cold.
Bandit: Did you think so?
Dylan: And the injection! I think the needle was blunt.
Bandit: It did hurt a bit.
Dylan: And when she looked in my mouth and said I was getting a bit long in the tooth!
Bandit: At least she didn't take our temperature!!!!
Dylan: No way!
Bandit: What are you doing under here Dylan?
Dylan: Medicating.
Bandit: You mean meditating?
Dylan: Whatever!

thanks for pushing the oyster catchers into the spotlight for a time.

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