Don’t Frighten The Horses, Don’t Scare The Gulls

Stay in front rather than behind
if you possibly can.

It’s easy to be mistaken for a villain
when you’re a man.

Do be careful who
you pay compliments to.

Never offer anyone your seat.
Do not smile at a child or a woman in the street.

During daylight hours you might be all right.
But don’t, just don’t, go out at night.