I can make you thin...

It's about time they developed a machine to make you the correct weight. I wonder how it does it? Self-service liposuction? Automated tummy tuck? Mind you, I think Boots haven't quite bought into the concept by placing the machine next to the 'Food and Drink' aisle. Or that might be a cunning repeat-business ploy...

Buuuuuuuuuuuuusy day, but the dining room is cleared for the flooring tomorrow, and the next issue of the website has been started. Beer is chilling in the fridge...