I sat on my neeps!

It's been a busy old Monday!

Sadly I had to work late again tonight, when I came home I was overjoyed to discover that mccombers had dinner in the oven. Tonight's supper was chicken with mashed tatties and neeps.
After dinner I thought it was only fair that I do the dishes, however when I stood up I made a startling discovery!

I sat on my neeps!

Pictured above is the chair I was sat on, with beep residue. They also are all over the ass of my iron-man lounge trousers!