Please Help !!

Does anyone know the correct way to put on a quilt cover??
I mean,its an every day occurrence,(well not every day,unless one has ahem,a 'senior moment' during the night).
This morning I thought I would put my new plan into action and maybe even patent it !!
1,Strip Naked
2,Have shower
3,Dry youself
4,Use lots of foo foo powder to dry all those important nooks and crannies.
5,Climb into the fresh quilt cover making sure your head is at the opening
6,Reach for the duvet itself
7,Ease it in slowly,whilst doing Yoga moves to flatten said duvet
8,Answer the bloody phone!!!!
return to (5)
16,Flatten onto bed resembling a room that would not be out of place in 'Hello' or 'Womens weekly'
27, Climb into bed for a wee snooze as Im exhausted,albeit only 11 am