Fat cat Bene

"Do you think if I puff my chest out a bit more I could fill the whole frame?:

"Probably - for a few seconds anyway. But if you just keep eating the way you always do you'll manage it much more easily"

"[P]urr - but that would mean getting up and moving though...........too much like hard work"

"Hmmm - best go for the puffy chest option then"

"Meeoww"