World Wide Web

Humongous spider web, and that ain't no itsy bitsy spider.

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PRINTOUT

I carefully followed Mollymay's instructions to follow the instructions carefully, and managed to set up my new printer wirelessly—evidently a rare feat. Then I got stuck on something the average 21st century six-year-old could have figured out. Went back to the store, got a hint that led me in the right direction, and set up the guides properly in the paper tray. And voilà, wireless automatic double-sided printing. The answer to my prayers. I can even print from the World Wide Web.

But it's not over yet. I have to find out why the printer is placing a half-inch black stripe down the side of every page! So near and yet so far.