Knife

Right kids, this is why you should always use your safety knife not some crappy unauthorised knife.

And tomorrow morning when I wake up all orange and streaky I'll be advising that you should never apply fake tan at 23:30 at night when you've just worked a 10 hour shift and you're so tired you can't even spell your own name as well as having dodgy hand. It's just not going to work is it!?