Pfffffffff ...

This made me laugh today. It has been an interesting mix of a day, compiling lists for some National Car Awards, interviewing a driver whose vehicle has 400,000-plus miles on the clock, and starting a comparison report about breathalysers.

This is printed on one of the breath-test devices, which comprises a strong plastic bag that you blow into, and then attach to a tube with chemicals that detect any alcohol. The first smirk came on reading the bag instructions, which warned soberly (sorry!): 'Do not swallow'. Presumably they mean the bag - elf'n'safety alert! - rather than (bit late) the alcohol the user is now worrying about ...

On the reverse side are cartoon instructions as an idiot-proof explanation of how to operate the device. Mr Pfffffffff Caricature Frenchman cracks me up!